The Wedding Singer

Three Stars: ˜˜˜
This 1998 film features the best (and worst!) of the 80s: mullets, Miami Vice references, a Billy Idol cameo… what more could you want? Hopefully an unforgettable Bar Mitzvah scene, a round of “Love Stinks,” and an old lady singing hip-hop—because those are included too. Hilarious and heart-warming, this cheeseball of a movie is always good for a laugh, but not much else.
MEMORABLE QUOTES
“You gotta get married before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair—which, by the way, comes from your father’s mother (looks like Magnum P.I.!).”
“I’m not happy; I’m miserable…. See, I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino cause they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? … Their shows got canceled cause no one wants to see a 50-year-old guy hitting on chicks. What I’m saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be alright.”
“Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire, you understand me?”

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